My child is special

I'm tired of every mother telling me how cute, smart and special their child is. I feel the same way about my dog. Every time a woman has a child they can not stop telling stories that I've heard 100 times from 100 different mothers. It almost seems as if they all read the same speech. If every child is special, that defeats the definition of the word. If you're like me you get countless pictures of children people send you. Now, I just put all the pictures in one photo album. By now I don't even know who's who. Every time someone looks at that album and asks me who's she? I say I don't know but she's special. Who's he? I don't know but he's special. I have rookie cards of all the future world leaders. None of them are gonna be drug dealers or strippers cause I buy my weed from his father and I met her mother at Hooters.

socialism

Socialism as become a big debate these days. This is one blog I'm gonna ask people to comment on. I'm interested in hearing your opinion. Socialism - based on the belief that all, while contributing to the good of the community, are equally entitled to the care and protection which the community can provide. Straight from my Webster's dictionary. Now that you know the definition of socialism, how do you feel about that?
I want to hear your opinion, is it good or is it bad?

cable tax

As some of you might know, Direct TV is be forced by some states to raise satellite taxes. What's interesting about this is a friend and I just had a discussion about cable prices. Neither one of us can understand the cost when cable channels have commercials (sponsors that pay for advertisement). These sponsors are how local channels make money without any fee from us. Cable and satellite services charge us a ridiculous fee and still get paid from sponsors. This is a no lose scenario for the business and a complete loss for us. Yeah we get to watch shows that are not broadcast on local channels for a fee and at the same time we're paying to watch commercials that companies paid a fee to broadcast. Now they're gonna tell us it's gonna cost more money to watch commercials. How about you charge the sponsors more and lower my cost. I'm sure all these credit and insurance companies I see everyday can afford it. I don't want Ensurance, Geico or AARP. I don't want free credit report dot com and I never wanna see that black guy from the Allstate commercials ever again!!!!

Credit and Guns?

President Obama just recently signed a bill to help stop credit card companies from jerking us all the time. Now the strange part is, in order to get this bill passed through legislation without delay he had to include an completely unrelated provision. Now all the gun crazy people are aloud to carry loaded firearms into national parks and wildlife refuges. Are you kidding me. So you're telling me the only way to stop credit card companies from ripping me off is to let gun crazy redneck hillbillies walk around the park with a loaded gun!!!!
I'm not the smartest man in the world but I think I can pretty much figure out what's gonna happen if you let hunters walk around a wild life refuge with loaded guns. Maybe it's just me, but I'm a little concerned about children playing in a national park with Billy Joe Bob 5 yards away carry a loaded .45 with Vietnam flashbacks "my son's name is not Charlie".
I can not understand what this provision has to do with credit card companies. What's next, I will have a fuel efficient car but I can only drink Budweiser beer?

Cheney Mania

Dick Cheney, a man who has spent the last eight years at an undisclosed location. Now it feels like he lives right next door to me. Republicans really amaze me supporting this man. They believe if Cheney says torture works it's gotta be true regardless of the fact that every interrogation expect disagrees and says that torture is unreliable. But if Cheney says it works, it gotta work. This is the same guy who told us Iraq had WMD, the same guy who said they had no intel on the 9/11 attack, the same guy who told us Iraq would love us for liberating them, the same guy who told us Iraq had ties to Bin Laden, the same guy who did nothing but profit from war, the same guy who disagrees with the Constitution when ever he pleases, the same guy who hasn't said anything in eight years until it's time for the history books to describe him. This man has done nothing but lie and mislead us. BUT NOW HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!!!. What the F*CK is wrong with you people. He is nothing more than that crazy old white man we have all become accustomed too. You know that old man that always screams "Hey, you kids get off my lawn". And lives in that house down the block that everyone thinks is haunted. The man shoots his own friend and the face and says "Oops, you shouldn't have been standing there". Anyone who either believes or defends this man deserves to be waterboarded themselves.
S*CK MY DICK, DICK!!!!

MY NEXT CAR!!!!

I WANT ONE!!!!!

Obama's honorary

President Obama is getting small protests at the Catholic colleges he speaks at for the students graduation because he is pro choice. Abortion was legal before he became president. Now we have these hand full of people who want to protest giving him a honorary law degree. Everyday on the news they discuss whether or not he should get one. Not once have I heard someone say what I'm thinking. Maybe Obama doesn't even want it. We've all gotten gifts we didn't want but excepted them out of respect. Now lets look at this. Some people don't want him to get an honorary law degree from their school. Meanwhile Obama has a REAL Harvard law degree sitting at home. That's like giving me a plastic plant when I already have a greenhouse in my backyard. I don't want that SH*T. Anyone ever think of that?
Maybe the Catholics are so pro life so their priest will have more children to molest!!!!!