country boys

I was born and raised in Queens NYC. I remember going to other states as a child and seeing signs that said no shirt, no shoes, no service. I never understood these signs until I moved down south. Now I see that these signs are neccessary. I've seen men leave their house dressed like Tarzan. No shirt, no shoes and nothing but boxers. Then wanna sit in the backseat next to me and talk. HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take yo hillbilly ass back in the house and put some cloths on

P.S.
saddles and flipflops don't count