Lazy USA

I still see commercials with new kinds of push lawnmowers. Apparently these inventors do not live in the United States. You cannot sell Americans things that involve walking, we are too lazy for that. That's why we have the snuggie and the shamwow. All we care about is convenience and not breaking a sweat. If you want to get rich selling lawnmowers in the United States you gotta make it disc shape with a seat to sit down and make it hover just above the ground. See now you got my attention. I might just have to buy one of those. NO WALKING!!!!!