Thursday, May 14, 2009

Micahel Phelps returns

Michael Phelps is now in North Carolina for his next race and apologizes for smoking weed. No one should have to apologize for smoking weed and winning all those gold medals. Anyone who smokes weed knows that some things you do better when you're high, obviously swimming is one of his things. This man swims like a fish when he's high and just might sink like a rock sober. I want to know what people will say if he just starts losing all his races without weed. Because I know what it's like when you don't have your medicine, just don't function the same and can't understand why people are bothering you. Me personally, I just start punching stupid people in the face without my medication. So to Michael Phelps, don't apologize. Weed is not a performance enhancing drug, if anything, technically it should make you slower. But not for you my dawgz, you get nice and just glide through the water. Keep smoking and JUST DON'T TAKE ANYMORE MORE PICTURES HOLDING A BONG!!!!!!!
That was stupid, if you didn't take that picture you'd be high right now breaking your own records. So to my man Mike - Roll it up, light it up, and smoke it.....

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